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I’ve heard of people install vista. I’ve seen microsoft advertised it early this year. actually i joined a forum of survey group last year to suggest review of win XP.

but along the line I was lost. Can anyone help, I need this info badly. I gat to decide and present my facts to my boss.

I would be glad if a qualified person even from m icrosoft can answer these questions.

Is windows vista a new Operating system version for microsoft.

If YES, when was it launched and testify its rugedity compared to the alltime award winning win2000

how can I get to buy one from a genuine source.

thnks.

New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates. Com! There’s a reason I didn’t talk to them for 25 years. Because I didn’t particularly like them!
Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule #2: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull.
People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, the chili costs less than a dollar.
What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
Luckily, it was only a finger! If it were a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.

New Rule #3: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged.
I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule #4: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows:
do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done.

New Rule #5: There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water,
but without that watery taste.
Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water?
Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water.

New Rule #6: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole.
If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf Grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet,” ooh, you’re a huge asshole.

New Rule #7: Girls, just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. Come on, it’s right above the crack of your ass and it translates to “beef with broccoli.”
The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant.
You’re not spiritual. You were just high when you picked it out.

New Rule #8: Competitive eating isn’t a sport. It’s one of the seven deadly sins.
ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating,
because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.
What’s next, competitive farting?
Oh wait. They’re already doing that. It’s called “The Howard Stern Show.”

New Rule #9: If you’re going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows,
then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what’s playing on the other screens.
Let’s remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn’t good enough to be a movie.

New Rule #10: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings.
Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.

New Rule #11: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael.
I can’t even tell if he’s supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish.
I don’t want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule #12: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to know in months. “27 Months.”
“He’s two,” will do just fine.
He’s not a cheese.
And I didn’t really care in the first place.

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found pic*, but i’m unalble to find ………how it works in window operating system and what hardware is required, esp the name of the hardware

I’d like to buy a computer from a reliable company and am very concerned with customer support. Although I’ve used eBay to buy a computer in the past, I don’t want to use it this time. I don’t want to get a used computer. If possible, I’d like 512 MB of memory (256 minimum). If possible, I’d like a machine that could be upgraded to Windows Vista. Thanks!
Telling me that my child doesn’t need a computer isn’t an answer. At 4 years of age, I think she’s ready, and when she’s using it, it is with us. Maybe the word “toddler” wasn’t appropriate. In any case, the computer is better than the TV. We don’t have one of those.

1. fake a seizure
2. make loud animal noises then deny doing it
3. think of new pick up lines. see if they work
4. churn some butter
5. create a brand new language
6. wall made of brick:count them
7. plot revenge against someone
8. think of nicknames for everyone you know
9. punch the person next to you in the mouth
10. see how long you can hold your breath
11. take your pants off and give them to the lecturer
12. chew on your arm until someone notices
13. change seats every 3 minutes
14. run across the room, tag someone and say “your it.”
15. announce to the class that you are god and that you are angry
16. think of five new ways to use your shoes
17. run to the window, then say, “sorry, i thought i saw the bat signal
18. ask the person in front of you to marry you
19. start laughing really hard and say, “oh now i get it”
20. make a sundial
21. sell stolen goods
22. bite people
23. summerize the teaching of socrates in 50 words or less
24. learn voodoo