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1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors
2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face
3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn’t a graph on automobiles?
5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin
7.can you teach a new dog old tricks
8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???
9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment?
11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can’t drink and drive?
13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?

I went out with this girl and she took me to her house. In her bedroom she had a poster of Lorena Bobbitt, and at the bottom of the poster was the word “HERO.” Now, while I agree that asshole deserved what he got for cheating, what in the hell would convince a girl to glorify Lorena Bobbitt on a first date, and then leave 7 nasty messages on my answering machine because I left and refused a second date? I have locks on my doors, steel bars on my windows, and a loud ass intruder alarm. Trust me, I’ve been using them religiously for the last week!!!!!

A man is found dead in his car with two bullets in his chest. All the windows were up, all the doors were locked, and no windows were broken. There was no gun in the car, no bullet holes in the roof. How was he shot??

(I will take 7 answers. and anounce the winners and answer after seven people answer)

I recently went to this house to look at kittens and as they opened the door a very strong smell of animal poo and pee came to me. That didn’t bother me, well the smell did but if that’s how they want to live fine with me. Anyway, 2 old lady’s were there and a younger man (30′s) who didn’t look he was all right. The house was pretty beat up (walls, carpet and doors).

There was about 5 kittens of different sizes and colors and about 4 big cats (which is what made me realize why there was a strong smell). The kittens were full of fleas and I very politely said no thank you and walked out. As I was climbing down the 5 steps, I heard meowing and turned back to see the kittens one last time but din’t see them. I looked down at the basement and I saw (I’m not kidding or exagerating) between 7 and 10 more adult cats in the window looking outside and meowing.

I have asked a few people if I should report them and I keep getting the same answer “It’s not your business”.

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors
2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face
3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn\’t a graph on automobiles?
5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?
6.is their any lacktose and tolerent people in Wisconsin?
7.can you teach a new dog old tricks
8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks???
9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a
shipment?
11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
12.Why do you have to have a drivers licence to buy alcohol if you can\’t drink and drive?
13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?
14. If u can\’t drink drive, y do u need a drivers lisense?