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Who’s yo Daddy!

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper

thing to do is to find out who the father is and see

why he is not providing support.

The following are all replies that Dallas women have

written on Child Support Agency forms in the section

for listing father’s details. Or putting it another way….Who’s yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Be sure to check out # 11 – it takes the prize and # 3

is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,

child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to

the identity of the father of child B, but I believe

that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little

girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand

Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met

that night. I do remember that the sex was so good

that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the

father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my

daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by

my stiletto heels in one of the door panels. Perhaps

you can contact BMW service stations in this area and

see if he’s had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a

Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

confirming that my son’s conception was immaculate and

that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he

informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that

would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.

I am torn between doing right by you and right by the

country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as

all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do

catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my

AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same

time…. well I don’t have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was

conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the

Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only

thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a

program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I’d have

stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the

party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can’t

be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right. We are all paying taxes to

support these dim bulbs.

Gents
I have shortlisted few of the models to purchase which are in price range..Which one should I go ? Pls suggest
HP PAVILLION-DV4450
INTEL CENTRINO-1.8GHZ,1024MB RAM, 100GB HDD,56 KBPS, DVD DUAL, 15.4″, 128MB SHARED,REMOTE CONTROL,10/100 NIC,WIN XP HOME,CARD READER BT

Toshiba M70-340
INTEL CENTRINO MOBILE TECHNOLOGY 1.70 GHZ(533MHZ FSB)512MB DDR2 RAM 60BG HDD (5400RPM-SATA) 15.4 TRUEBRITE WIDE VIEW TFT COLOR DISPLAY 5 IN 1 CARD READER M S OFFICE ONENOTE WINDOWS XP HOME EDITION

Dell DEL-IN600017-GE
INSPIRON 6000 PentiumM.centrino 1.7GHz-512MB-60GB-combo-15.4″.Available with 1 year local warranty.

LENOVO/IBM R 50E
Intel Centrin0 1.7Ghz, 512MB RAM, 60GB HDD, 15″TFT SCREEN, MULTIBURNER, ETHERNET, MODEM, XP HOME

ACER ASPIRE-1642WLMI
Intel Centrino – 1.7 Ghz CPU, 512 MB RAM, 60 GB Hard disk, 56 Kbps DVD 15.4″ display, FREE CARRY CASE AND OPTICAL MOUSE

Thanx in advance !!
Giri

WONDERFUL NEWS!

TXU is not advertising this information, but we were blessed to have a friend to share this info. with us.

TXU has been taking a few dollars a month and adding it to all of our electric bill for energy conservation, for a few years.
The Public Utility Commission has demanded that they use these monies to check our homes for energy conservation and make repairs at no cost to the customer.

I thought this was TOO GOOD to be true…. But it is true!

I called this number and put my house on the list. Today two men showed up from Kleen Air (contractors) and ran a test on my home to find air leaks.

They spent 7 hrs. caulking and weather stripping all the vents in my home, including ceiling vents, and outside doors. (My windows did not need it) They will do windows if air is coming in.

My home is now, tight as a drum.

The number is 972-527-3207. Call and get on this list as soon as possible. It works with Reliance, etc. too.

Share with friends…
TXU Corporation
Is a holding company which through its subsidiaries engages in the generation, purchase and distribution of electricity; the processing, transmission, distribution and marketing of natural gas; and power development and telecommunications.
If you put Energy Conservation Program into your browser and go to #7 you will find many contractors that are doing this for TXU.
The one that I used is now charging $50 for expenses, (gasoline) but still a good deal. If you can’t afford this, look for a different contractor. Good Luck!

Professional artist Wendy Jelbert paints the doors and windows of a beautiful French barn in watercolour.

Learn to paint the wonderful curved blue doors and the weathered old walls and concrete, adding a cockerel and a chicken into the scene for interest.

Discover how the dark shadows inside the barn and the warm sunny leaves of the vines outside create a nice contrast to complete the scene.

Professional artist Wendy Jelbert paints the doors and windows of a beautiful French barn in watercolour.

Learn to paint the wonderful curved blue doors and the weathered old walls and concrete, adding a cockerel and a chicken into the scene for interest.

Discover how the dark shadows inside the barn and the warm sunny leaves of the vines outside create a nice contrast to complete the scene.